Heard a couple of cute ones on the Imus show this morning:
You have to be careful mixing medications if you are taking Viagra. For example, you should not take iron pills. If you do, you'll spin right around and point North.
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An elderly woman was pressuring her husband to take Viagra but he resisted and would have no part of it. So, she figured she'd slip it to him on the sly. Best way to do that, she figured, was to dump the entire bottle of pills in the well.
There hasn't been a result yet because she cannot get the pump handle down.
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