In light of this recent announcement (http://search.washingtonpost.com/wp-srv/WAPO/19980803/V000188-080398-id x.html), I can see where this is going to lead us:
"I tried Windows 98 Roast, but it requires that I upgrade my old coffee cup to 50% more capacity and a larger handle with an oven mitten to prevent burns. What's more, it has serious compatibility problems with drinking competing brews like Starbucks from the same cup and it didn't recognize my old spoon, either..."