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As Dave Barry says: I'm not making this up....

A friend requested a change to his phone service--specifically on his fax line.

Since he had no desire to waste time on hold and play telephone tag, he faxed Hell Atlantic his request and asked they respond likewise...

He got a note back:

	Dear [ ] 

		re: [555-1212] 

	Regarding your request of [Date], we do not find a record 
	of service at [555-1212]. Please call our office and 
	supply us with the number you wish to change service for. 

They, per request, faxed it back to him at ....

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