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Judi walked into the doctors office with a hole in her hand.  The doctor
told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this was an obvious
gunshot wound!

Judi said, "Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commit suicide,
and first stuck the gun in my mouth, but thought, wait a minute, I just had
all that bridge work done, and I don't want to ruin it, so I pointed the
gun between my eyes, and then thought, wait a minute, I just got a nose job
not too long ago, and I don't want to ruin it!  Then I pointed the gun at
my heart, and thought, wait a minute, I just had these boobs done, and I
don't want to ruin them!  So then I stuck the gun in my ear, and thought,
wait a minute, this is going to be loud..

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