Up in Maine, Lem goes to visit his friend Ephriam. He finds him sitting on his porch Lem: "Ephriam, what are you doing sitting out here with no pants on?" Ephriam: "Well, yesterday I sat out here with no shirt on and I got a stiff neck. This is my wife's idea." [Heard on the Lauren & Wally show, WROR, Boston 9/18/97]
(From the "Rest" of RHF)