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I became fully aware last night that I've been spending entirely too much 
time with my computer. The first clue was when I noticed that my right hand 
is now permanently cramped into the famous "Microsoft Mouse" position.

The second hint was a little more tragic . . .

As I lay in bed last night looking at my wife, thinking how nice it would 
be to have sex with her, I rested my hand upon her breast and gently cupped 
it (having no choice, since my right hand is now permanently cramped). I 
heard a soft moan, but moments later found myself relegated back to my side 
of the bed.  Alas, I had double clicked her nipple.

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