I was listening to the radio on my way to work this morning, and
the D.J. doing the entertainment news made a joke that, because I know
she's a fan, was actually rather cute, so I thought I'd pass it along.
My apologies in advance to anyone who's offended.

The D.J. made reference to Bob Dylan's concert this past weekend in
Bologna, Italy, and mentioned that the Pope had been at the concert.

She noted that,  "Dylan and the Pope spoke afterwards, but according to
expert lip-readers what the Pope was really saying was "Can you get me
Jakob's autograph?"

[Seen in rec.music.artists.wallflowers]