Two bees buzz around what's left of a rose bush. "How was your summer?"asks bee number one.
"Not too good," says bee two. "Lotta rain, lotta cold. Not enough flowers, not enough pollen."
"Got a great place for you to go. Fly down to the next corner and hang a left. There's a bar mitzvah going on. Plenty of flowers and fruit." Bee two buzzes, "Thanks!" and takes off.
An hour later, the bees bump into each other again. "How was the bar mitzvah?" asks the info-bee.
"Great!" says buddy-bee.
The first bee peers at his pal and wonders, "What's that on your head?"
"A yarmulke. I didn't want them to think I was a wasp."