"Hey, you want to hear something funny?" "Yeah." "Well, there hasn't been anything posted in rec.humor.funny for the past five days, since May 1st." "That seems funny." "Sure is. I wonder what's wrong." [Note - for your enlightenment, RHF's processing machine was, literally, in the shop for the past couple of weeks. It seems to have returned. In theory, no submissions were actually lost. I apologize for the inconvenience - ed.]
(From the "Rest" of RHF)