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This is compiled from a series of memos I found while clearing out my HD 
yesterday. Some names have been changed to protect the guilty. You have to 
give the guy some credit for his sense of
humor about his mistake.

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Date: Wednesday, 11 October 1995 7:53am CT
To: Al ______
From: Ken ______
Subject: Lights

Al, just wanted to let you know that as I drove up to the building I noticed
the tower lights are out.
thanks
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Date: Friday, 13 October 1995 3:02pm CT
To: Ken ______
From: Al ______
Subject: Lights

Thanks, I'll pass that along to Chris
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Date: Friday, 13 October 1995 3:09pm CT
To: Chris ______
From: Al ______
CC: Ken ______
Subject: Lights

Check the lights at the __________ building.

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Date: Monday, 13 November 1995 6:44am CT
To: Al ______
From: Ken ______
Subject: Lights

Al, I see that the lights are still out.
thanks
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Date: Monday 13 November 1995 8:42am CT
To: Chris ______
From: Al ______
CC: Ken ______
Subject: Lights

What was done with this?
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Date: Monday 13 November 1995 4:06pm CT
To: Al ______
From: Chris ______
CC: Ken ______
Subject: Lights

What "lights" are you referring to? We went out there and didn't see a problem.
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Date: Tuesday 14 November 1995 7:42am CT
To: Chris ______
From: Al ______
CC: Ken ______
Subject: Lites

Ken is referring to the lights on the radio tower outside his building. 
Please check on this
ASAP and get back to Ken. We need to have a better response time on these 
kinds of problems.
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Date: Tuesday 14 November 1995 8:07am CT
To: Ken ______
From: Chris ______
Subject: Lights

Ken, We never had lights on that tower. It's not tall enough to need them. 
That would be the
reason for them not working.
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Date: Tuesday 14 November 1995 1:47pm CT
To: Chris ______
From: Ken ______
Subject: Lights

Even though there are no lights on the tower I see no reason why they should 
not work. During this critical period of the merger we need to make things 
work even though they do not exist, since many of the things which DO exist 
do not work. 
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Date: Tuesday 14 November 1995 2:38pm CT
To: Ken ______
From: Chris ______
Subject: Lights 

OK, we'll get right on it.
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Submitter: D. J. Koehler (ack@netins.net)

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