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This is from my friend Matt. (Jacobs@gmcwave.com) I don't know if it's original, but it is funny..... Harry Swartz is on his death bed, his wife Selda is by his side: "Selda, you've always been by my side" "When I broke my leg at 25; you were by my side" "When I had my first heart attack at 45; you were by my side" "When I had my second heart attack at 65; you were by my side" "When I broke my hip at 75; you were by my side" "And now when I'm dying; you are at my side"............ "Selda, you're a fucking jinx!!"
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