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Piercing pun

gainer@quack.kfu.com (Mike Gainer)
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(smirk, original)

I recently lost part of some jewelry from one of my piercings.
So, the next day, I went out looking for a replacement.  One shop
refused to carry that style because it was fragile, and another 
place refused on safety grounds.  Yet another place just didn't
carry acrylic stuff at all.  All the while, mind you, I'm trying
not to stare at proprietors who resemble human swiss cheese.

All the safety/practicality lectures started to grate, 'cos I'd
had this item for a couple of years with no troubles...  Finally,
I returned home in disgust, and complained to my wife about the
general holier-than-thou attitude.



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