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New Twist On An Old Classic

kilroy@copland.rowan.edu (Dr Nancy's Sweetie)
(smirk, original)

So this hem walks into a bar and orders a beer.  The bartender says "We
don't serve stitchery in here; you'll have to leave."  The hem doesn't
move from his stool, so the bartender throws him out.

After landing on the sidewalk, the hem finds a broken bottle, and decides
he's going to get his revenge.  He's so angry he doesn't even bother to
neaten himself up before he goes back in.  The bartender looks at him, and
says "Hey, aren't you a piece of stitchery?"  and the hem (finally noticing
that he's a bit unravelled) answers "I'm a frayed sew."

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