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If the fundamentalists win...

groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves)
(original, smirk, offense=Christians)

The other day, I was discussing the bible with a friend, and the
subject of the various translations came up.  I mentioned how the
"New American Standard" had an 11th grade reading level compared to
the 4th grade level of the "Good News" bible.  Then it occurred to
me that you could go one step further:  The McGuffy bible.

	See Jesus.

	Jesus Lived.

	Jesus Died.

	See Jesus Rise.

	Rise, Jesus!  Rise!

(From the "Rest" of RHF)


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