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You KNOW you live here when the directions to the party read as follows:

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* As usual, it's from Noon 'til Midnight (or later!) -- drop in any	 *
* time; no need to RSVP; kids, friends and musical instruments welcome.  *
\************************************************************************/

if (lost) { 
    Our home is located at ....

    if (using(280)) {
        Take the Bascom/Leigh exit from 280 ....
    } else if (using(880)) {
	Get off 880 on Stevens Creek/W. San Carlos....
    } else if (taking(bus)) {
        W. San Carlos is on the 85, 23 and 24 routes....
    }

    if (parking_left_on(OurStreet) == 0) {
       Go on across W. San Carlos and park in....
    }
    if (really_lost) call( (408)555-xxxx );
}

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