I heard this one on the breakfast show on Atlantic 252 Radio Station. The DJs were talking about how the vatican had now got its own website and what it would offer, the conversation proceeded roughly as follows... Net News - The vatican has no gone on line with its own interactive website. The site is said to offer meany great new features including a downloadable picture of Jesus Christ which will bounce around your screen after a preset length of time. It has been christened the 'screen saviour'........
(From the "Rest" of RHF)