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This is a true story. My family were all together recently, just hanging around
at Mom and Dad's. My sister was browsing through an almanac and laughed at a
little piece of trivia she had found in the book, which she then read aloud;
"Did you know that a woman's breasts increase in size by 25% during sex?"

My bother-in-law, a notorious joker, shot back, "So, how come yours don't?"

My father, from behind his newspaper and without even a pause, replied, "You're
not pumping hard enough."

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