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                                  McDonald's Job Application & Employment
Test
Name_____________________________ Trailer Park________________
Pay phone closest to your house ______________________

1. Why do you want to work at McDonalds?
  A. For a career opportunity.
  B. For job security.
  C. Because i fit that 'geek' profile.
2. Where did you hear about McDonalds?
  A. From the newspaper.
  B. From the radio.
  C. From the 30 billion a year McDonalds spends on TV ads convincing us
we should pay $3.49 for a 30* hamburger.
3. Do you promise to end every sentence you ever speak at McDonalds with
the words "Do you want fries with that?"?
  A. Yes.
  B. No.
  C. Yes, do you want fries with that?
4. If a customer ordered a Big Mac, extra cheese, no lettuce, light on
the mayo, what would you give him?
  A. A Big Mac, extra cheese, no lettuce,  light on the mayo.
  B. A Big mac, extra cheese, extra lettuce, extra mayo.
  C. Fifteen milkshakes & a happy meal.
5. What would you do if you found hair in the hamburger meat?
  A. Notify the manager.
  B. Charge the customer extra.
  C. Say "Would you like fries with the hair in your hamburger?"
6. If you were working the drive thru, what would you say through the
intercom too the customer?
  A. Welcome to McDonalds.
  B. Welcome to McDonalds, my name is (your name), and what would you
like fries with that?
  C. Wauhb ot Muhdonna, la eyt ubb farbbwith that?
Answers: If you answered "C" to 5 or more questions, welcome to the world
of McMinimum Wage!

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