One day a co-worker was re-indenting some inconsistent code, and we got to talking ... HIM: I indent each level by three. ME: Ah, then there's a religious difference. You're a "threeist" and I'm a "fourist". HIM: I used to be a "fourist" ... ME: But now you can't see the fourist for the threes. (Now if he followed Muhammad's teachings, would he be a Three-ite Muslim?)
(From the "Rest" of RHF)