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Darth Apple

cypher@rocketmail.com (Unknowable)
(topical, chuckle, original)

LUKE: Obi-Wan! You told me that the Macintosh was a dead platform.

BEN: Macintosh was seduced by the dark side. It ceased to truly be
Apple and became an aspect of Microsoft. When that happened, the good
system which was the Macintosh was destroyed. So what I have told you
was true... from a certain point of view.

LUKE: A certain point of view!

BEN: Luke, you're going to find that many of the truths we cling to
depend greatly on our own point of view.

LUKE: There's still good in the Macintosh.

BEN: I also thought it could be turned back to the good side. It
couldn't be done. It is more machine now than interface. Twisted and
evil.

LUKE: I can't abandon the Macintosh platform.

BEN: Then Bill has already won. You were our only hope.

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