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My friend Mike works for an ISP in Canada.  The other day he sent me the
following unnerving message, the results of an inquiry he put in to
Internic's Whois search tool:


$ whois resistance-is-futile.com    
Microsoft Corporation (RESISTANCE-IS-FUTILE-DOM)
   3635 157th Avenue
   Redmond, WA 98052
   US
 
   Domain Name: RESISTANCE-IS-FUTILE.COM
 
   Administrative Contact:
      MSN Hostmaster  (MH37-ORG)  msnhst@MICROSOFT.COM
      tel.: 206 882 8080  fax.: 206 703 2641
 
   Technical Contact, Zone Contact:
      MSN NOC  (MN5-ORG)  msnnoc@MICROSOFT.COM
      206 882 8080
   Billing Contact:
      MSN Domain Billing  (MDB-ORG)  msnbill@MICROSOFT.COM
      206 882 8080
 
   Record last updated on 24-Jun-97.
   Record created on 24-Jun-97.
   Database last updated on 9-Jul-97 04:58:44 EDT.
 
   Domain servers in listed order:
 
   ATBD.MICROSOFT.COM           131.107.1.7
   DNS1.MICROSOFT.COM           131.107.1.240
   DNS3.NWNET.NET               192.220.250.7
   DNS4.NWNET.NET               192.220.251.7
 
 
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