...you awaken after the second major surgery in 48 hours, and in the haze of drugs and pain, you sense a nasogastric tube in your nose keeping your stomach drained, and a catheter keeping your bladder drained, and one thought springs *crystal clear* into your mind: "Good grief! My input/output methods have been subclassed" [This is not only original with me, it actually happened to me, and this was my thought!]
(From the "Rest" of RHF)