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A friend of mine subscribed to MSN and was soon regaling me with tales of the net.harem he had amassed in one of their adult chatrooms (apparently because a) he's English and b) he was prepared to talk first before cybersex). I felt it only fair to warn him of the true perils... ObDisclaimer: Meant only in fun - I've met women I've spoken to via the Net and they're very nice, honest! What She Says What She Means ------------- -------------- I'm blonde I'm an albino. Dark Haired covering my entire body. fair skinned I haven't seen natural light since 1986. Tanned Leathery. good complexion What's visible between the zits. Slim anorexic. Curvy I have to ride the lift alone for safety reasons. Voluptuous Remember Jabba the Hutt? I'm an outdoors person I work on a roadcrew, and all the guys are scared of me. I have an active social life I have an active fantasy life. Here is my picture I will look like this woman as soon as I lose 150 lbs and have extensive cosmetic surgery. I love your English accent Somebody is talking to me! You're cute You're a male primate. I'm not picky. I love how you really understand I love how gullible you are. me. I'd love to meet you Somewhere reeeally dark. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------ [Note - he left one off - ed.] Hi, I'm Misty Hi, I'm Chuck
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