There's a blonde in a rowboat in the middle of a field, just rowing and rowing her heart out. Another blonde comes down the road, looks into the field, and stares at the first blonde. "What do you think you're doing?!" she asks. "I'm rowing, and I'd better hurry up! I'm going to be late!" says the first girl. The second girl gets mad. "What?! You know, it's blondes like you that give us all a bad name! And if I could swim, I'd come out there and slap you silly!"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)