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The other day, a friend of mine (from Texas) and I went out to a local
steakhouse. This is the dialog that followed after I made my order.
WAITRESS: And for you, sir?
JOHN: I'll have the top sirloin.
WAITRESS: And how would you like that cooked.
JOHN: Just whack off the horns, wipe its ass, and throw it on the
plate.
WAITRESS: Rare?
JOHN: Rare.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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