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_______________________________________________________________________________ Top 5 Reasons for Jackson / Presley Divorce 5. She told him to "just beat it" one too many times 4. He's a plain spoken "Hoosier", and she had clearly gone "Hollywood". 3. She wanted someone more like her father, and though he was already a pathetic parady of his former self, he was just unwilling to gain weight. 2. He kept forgetting to put the top back on the mascara. 1. Irreconcilable similarities.
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