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True Story:
A cattle producer in Alberta, Chuck Groeneveld, was elected to the 
committee for the Beef Information Centre by the Alberta Cattle 
Commission earlier this month.  During his speech to win election, he 
told the following story:
"A fellow went into a restaurant and asked 'What's the special of the 
day?'
The waiter replied, 'Beef Tongue.'
The fellow said, 'Ugh! I don't want anything coming out of a cow's 
mouth.  Fry me up a couple of eggs!'"

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