Last Saturday, I was watching with my wife, my sister, and my brother-
in-law when a commercial came on for President Bill Clinton, which said
something like: 

"Bill Clinton has the knowledge and the know-how to get things done.  He
will reduce the deficit, balance the budget, create jobs, decrease teen
pregnancy--" 

My brother-in-law scoffed: "And just how is he going to decrease teen
pregnancy?" 

To which I replied, "Maybe he'll stop going home to Arkansas."

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