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Australian universities, like most public and private institutions over 
the last few decades of Recession, have been plagued by decreasing funds 
in the face of increasing demands.  This has led to "efficiency drives" 
which, being translated for the niave, means "save money by decreasing 
the staff, the time in which to do things, and the end quality of the 
goods delivered to the hapless consumer".  

Arriving in the Melbourne University student cafferteria one day I saw 
the usual sign on the wall which proclaimed: "Patrons are reminded that 
gambling is not permitted on these premises".   On the wall underneath 
was scrawled: "Eating Caff food excepted".

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