Excerpt from an actual conversation, paraphrased:
"...and you wouldn't believe how boring it was driving through Kansas."
"Is it that much worse than anywhere else?"
"The most exciting thing we saw was a sign saying 'See the Five-Legged
Cow.'"
Short pause. "You know, anywhere outside Kansas they'd
probably call that a 'bull...'"
(From the "Rest" of RHF)