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The # of The Beast

syr@netropolis.net (Bill Fason)
Serves You Right Civil Process & Investigations
(chuckle)

OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.

But did you know that:

$665.95        - Retail price of the Beast 
$699.25        - Price of the Beast plus 5% sales tax 
$769.95        - Price of the Beast with all accessories and  
		 replacement soul 
$656.66        - Walmart price of the Beast 
6, uh... what 
was that number 
again?         - Number of the Blonde Beast 
00666          - Zip code of the Beast 
1-900-666-0666 - Live Beasts!  One-on-one pacts!  Call Now! 
                 Only $6.66/minute.  Over 18 only please. 
Route 666      - Highway of the Beast 
666 F          - Oven temperature for roast Beast 
666k           - Retirement plan of the Beast 
6.66 %         - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast National  
		 Bank, $666 minimum deposit. 
i66686         - CPU of the Beast 
666i           - BMW of the Beast 
DSM-666        - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast 
668            - Next-door neighbor of the Beast 


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