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This joke was sent to me by a friend in South Africa.

A pretty blonde woman is driving down a country road in her new sports car when
something goes wrong with the car and it breaks down.  Luckily, she happens to
be near a farmhouse.  She goes up to the farmhouse and knocks on the door. 
When the farmer answers, she says to him, "Oh, it's Sunday night and my car
broke down!  I don't know what to do!  Can I stay here for the night until
tomorrow when I can get some help?

"Well," drawls the farmer, "you can stay here, but I don't want you messin'
with my sons Jed and Luke."

She looks through the screen door and sees two men standing behind the farmer. 
She judges them to be in the early twenties.

"Okay", she says.

After they have gone to bed for the night the woman begins to get a little
horny just thinking about the two boys in the room next to her.  So she quietly
goes into their room and says, "Boys, how would you like for me to teach you
the ways of the world?"

They say, "Huh?"

She says, "The only thing is, I don't want to get pregnant, so you have to wear
these rubbers."  She puts them on the boys, and the three of them go at it all
night long.

*****Forty years later Jed and Luke are sitting on the front porch, rocking bak
and forth.
Jed says, "Luke?"
Luke says, "Yeah, Jed?"
Jed says, "You remember that blond woman that came by here about forty years
ago and showed us the ways of the world?"

"Yeah," says Luke, "I remember."
"Well, do you care if she gets pregnant?" asks Jed.
"Nope," says Luke, "I reckon not".
"Me, neither," says Jed, "Let's take these things off."

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