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Below find several recent jokes about American politics. These are jokes
which are funny, but which didn't really warrant posting separately. I post
such a digest whenever I have enough entries to warrant it. Particularly
selective readers will probably not enjoy the digests, and may want to
killfile RHF jokes with "Digest" in the title - ed.
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From: bentson@grieg.seaslug.org (Randolph Bentson)
Subject: Politics on the bus
I overheard the following on the bus today:
Passenger: Why is there all this traffic?
Driver: The president is coming to town today.
Passenger: I'd much rather have Perot visit.
Driver: Yeah, there'd be a lot less traffic.
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From: gsakona@jr3.com (George Sakona)
Organization: JR3, Inc., Woodland, CA, USA 95776-5913 e-mail: jr3@jr3.com
Subject: vice-presidential debate
Heard this from a local dj on a radio station in Sacramento (paraphrased):
After watching the vice-presidential debate last night, Bill Clinton
proclaimed it a victory for the democratic party, stating that it went "as
smoothly as a silk blouse sliding off the back of a young campaign worker."
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From: doug.simpkinson@neurondata.com (Doug Simpkinson)
Subject: I'll be home for Christmas...
Heard on the Ronn Owens radio show here in S.F...
Who do you think will be home for Christmas first? The troops in Bosnia,
or Susan McDougal?
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From: Kevin@JobBOSS.com (Kevin A. Remde)
Organization: JobBOSS Software, Inc.
Subject: Green Thumb
>From a Reuter's News article:
"Republicans called on the Democrats to return $425,000 in contributions from
an Indonesian couple, Arief and Soraya Wiriadinata, with ties to Indonesia's
Lippo Group conglomerate, as well as $140,000 raised at a Buddhist temple in
California. Arief Wiriadinata worked as a landscaper in Virginia."
Anybody know how I can get myself enrolled in one o' them Virginian Landscaping
schools?
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