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[Got this idea from someone long time back. I cant remember the guy's name. Most of it is original. Some of it is from what other Indians have told me they would like to say.] Being from India, I get a lot of questions about my country. Sometimes the questions do become rather exasperating. Q> Say, do you guys have electricity in India ? A: Ofcourse. We generate electricity by making an elephant run around a field by setting fire to its tail. Q> Do you have cars in India ? A: No. We only use cows and elephants. Q> Do you have enough food in your country ? A: No. But when we get hungry, we eat the cows and the elephants. Q> With so many religions, how do you stay united ? A: A common hatred of stupid Americans. Q> I hear that you actually have snake charmers with poisonous snakes roaming the cities. A: Oh yes, I was a snake charmer once. Infact, I have one up my pants right now. Q> Do people have enough clothes to wear ? A: Sure. Everybody wears exclusive Calvin Klein underwear, Its keeps us cool. Q> Do you actually burn widows right after her husband's death? A: Yup. We burn them whenever we want. Q> Can women vote in India ? A: No. We just burn them. Q> Do you have enough fuel in India? A: I just told you about the women, didnt I ?!! Q> I hear you get great hash in India. A: Yup. Directly from the CIA. Q> Do you have "arranged" marriages in India ? A: Ofcourse. We do like to organize things, you know... Q> Do you speak Hindu ? A: Yes. I also speak Christianity, Islam and Buddhism. Q> Are you a Hindi ? A: Oh yes, I am also English, French and Spanish. Q> Where is India ? A: Follow I5. You'll get there eventually.
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