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This is an original by a friend of mine, Rob Millner of Blacksburg,
Virginia.  I think he's read one more "the navy shot down the plane"
post than he can handle....


		"The twelve days of a cover-up"

On the first day after the explosion, the FBI said to me:
	"A plane fell over like a tree."
On the second day after the explosion, the FBI said to me:
	"Two radar objects,
	and a plane that fell over like a tree."
On the third day after the explosion, the FBI said to me:
	"Three trace chemicals,
	two radar objects,
	and a plane that fell over like a tree."
On the fourth day after the explosion, the FBI said to me:
	"Four pieces of wreckage,
	three trace chemicals,
	two radar objects,
	and a plane that fell over like a tree."
On the fifth day after the explosion, the FBI said to me:
	"Five story changes,
	four pieces of wreckage,
	three trace chemicals,
	two radar objects,
	and a plane that fell over like a tree."
On the sixth day after the explosion, the FBI said to me:
	"Six moms a weeping,
	five story changes,
	four pieces of wreckage,
	three trace chemicals,
	two radar objects,
	and a plane that fell over like a tree."
On the seventh day after the explosion, the FBI said to me:
	"Seven presidential visits,
	six moms a weeping,
	five story changes,
	four pieces of wreckage,
	three trace chemicals,
	two radar objects,
	and a plane that fell over like a tree."
On the eighth day after the explosion, the FBI said to me:
	"Eight media diversions,
	seven presidential visits,
	six moms a weeping,
	five story changes,
	four pieces of wreckage,
	three trace chemicals,
	two radar objects,
	and a plane that fell over like a tree."
On the ninth day after the explosion, the FBI said to me:
	"Nine terrorist nations,
	eight media diversions,
	seven presidential visits,
	six moms a weeping,
	five story changes,
	four pieces of wreckage,
	three trace chemicals,
	two radar objects,
	and a plane that fell over like a tree."
On the tenth day after the explosion, the FBI said to me:
	"Ten missile stories,
	nine terrorist nations,
	eight media diversions,
	seven presidential visits,
	six moms a weeping,
	five story changes,
	four pieces of wreckage,
	three trace chemicals,
	two radar objects,
	and a plane that fell over like a tree."
On the eleventh day after the explosion, the FBI said to me:
	"Eleven dogs a sniffing,
	ten missile stories,
	nine terrorist nations,
	eight media diversions,
	seven presidential visits,
	six moms a weeping,
	five story changes,
	four pieces of wreckage,
	three trace chemicals,
	two radar objects,
	and a plane that fell over like a tree."
On the twelfth day after the explosion, the FBI said to me:
	"Twelve governmental cover-ups,
	eleven dogs a sniffing,
	ten missile stories,
	nine terrorist nations,
	eight media diversions,
	seven presidential visits,
	six moms a weeping,
	five story changes,
	four pieces of wreckage,
	three trace chemicals,
	two radar objects,
	and a plane that fell over like a tree."

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