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Old man Murphy had worked down at the brewery for years, but one day he
just wasn't paying attention and he tripped on the walkway and fell over
into the beer vat and drowned. The foreman thought it should be his job to
inform the widow Murphy of her old man's death. He showed up at the front
door and rang the bell. When she came to the door, he said, "I'm sorry to
tell you, but poor old Murphy passed away at work today when he fell into
the vat and drowned." She wept and covered her face with her apron and
after a time, between sobs, she asked, "Tell me, did he suffer?" "I don't
think so," said the foreman, "He got out three times to go to the men's
room."

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