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[Note - what follows are the best of the recent jokes regarding the crashing
of a ValueJet airline in the Everglades. These jokes poke fun at a
major tragedy. If such jokes offend you, don't read them - ed.]
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From: pburgess@netcom.com (Phillip Burgess)
Subject: ValueJet
Tried calling ValueJet to book a flight...
Couldn't get through. They must be swamped.
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From: pooh@rover.wellesley.edu (Michele Tidd)
Subject: In the Everglades
what does one alligator say to the other alligator??
Not bad for airplane food
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From: groves@noao.edu (Lee Groves)
Subject: classical conditioning
Anyone who owns goldfish knows how they learn to recognize your
approach to the tank that often means feeding time. Upon seeing this
last night, I got to wondering:
Will the Crocodiles in the Everglads now start swimming to the
surface every time a jet flys over?
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From: gsmith@passport.ca (Greg Smith)
Subject: Careful with that probe - or that syntax.
True quote from TIME news service on Compuserve today. The
ValuJet voice recorder was found:
"Metro-Dade Sgt. Felix Jimenez was wading with eight other divers when his
probe struck the recorder concealed by murky water southeast of where
the DC-9 crashed, killing all 110 aboard."
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From: sylvestercat@ncn.net
Subject: Airline Bits
[THIS IS AN ORIGINAL JOKE BY ME, RON HAMILTON]
What are Caucasions, Mexicans, Cubans and Blacks considered in the
Everglades?
The four basic food groups.
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From: ozarklad@mail.tds.net (Michael Klingensmith)
Subject: They've Started Already
Y'know, you've got to wonder what the aligators were thinking when that
jet came down.
Aligator 1: HEY! Who ordered the take-out?
(From the "Rest" of RHF)
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