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Translation from English to corporate

tonyk@sseos.lbl.gov (Tony Konashenok)
(original, chuckle)

Top executive of Big Construction Company:

Give me a brief summary of what is currently being done on the site.

Middle level manager:

Here... this fellow in the yellow hard hat is one of our employees, Paddy O'Hara, and talking to him is the foreman, Washington Smith. Mr. Smith requests that Mr. O'Hara take this long pipe and carry it to that corner of the site, motivating his request with the fact that Mr. O'Hara has been in intimate relationship with his own mother, whereas Mr. O'Hara refuses to carry the pipe, motivating his refusal with the fact that he is currently in intimate relationships with the pipe, with Mr. Smith, with the construction site, and with Big Construction Company.


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