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Three orifice theory of economic prosperity

naras@euler.bd.psu.edu (Balasubramanian Narasimhan)
(smirk, sexual, swearing)

During a heated discussion regarding food supply, population control
and hygiene problems in developing countries as well as promiscuity in
the west, I formulated the following theorem and corollary.

Theorem: A prosperous society necessarily has control at three
orifices: 1) the mouth 
         2) the genitalia 
    and 
         3) the asshole.

Corollary: A prosperous society usually begins to decay by losing
control at orifice number 2.

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