My wife and I went to the local hot air balloon festival. Driving past the
airport, we saw a pair guarding the back entrance which was reserved for
vendors and balloon pilots.
Wife: Look at them, they're wearing fluorescent vests on top of camouflage.
What message are they trying to send?
Me: "I could be hiding right now if I wanted to..." ??
(From the "Rest" of RHF)