A friend of mine, who is in the National Guard, called me after his last drill. One of the women in his group has an 11-year-old daughter, and when "Mommy" was dropped off at drill that Friday, the daughter threw a fit. When she was reprimanded, the daughter replied "Mom, women can't fart, burp or snore. If we don't bitch, we'll explode."
(From the "Rest" of RHF)