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Heard this morning on local radio station KQRS:

A woman walks into her accountant's office and tells him that she needs to file
her taxes.

The accountant says, "Before we begin, I'll need to ask a few questions."

He gets her name, address, social security number, etc. and then asks, "What is
your occupation?"

The woman replies, "I'm a whore."

The accountant balks and says, "No, no, no.  That will never work.  That is much
too crass.  Let's try to rephrase that."

The woman, "Ok, I'm a prostitute."

"No, that is still too crude.  Try again."

They both think for a minute, then the woman states, "I'm a chicken farmer."

The accountant asks, "What does chicken farming have to do with being a whore or
a prostitute?"

"Well, I raised over 5,000 cocks last year."

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