A friend of mine overheard this at a soccer game, or so he says... Mom: So did you like the soccer league? Child: Yes. Mom: Do you want to do this again next year? Child: Yes, but next year I want to be on the other team. Mom: The other team? Why? Child: I like their uniforms better. Mom: You don't like your uniform? Child: It's okay, but the other team gets a new uniform every week.
(From the "Rest" of RHF)