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Shepard's preferences

cristi@nada.kth.se (Cristian Bogdan)
(smirk)

Romania has a long sheep raising tradition, so that there are lots of
jokes with the cool and patient shepards. Here is one:

A journalist interviews a shepard. They are both looking to the sheeps
eating grass. Sunny day in the mountains.
journalist: Which sheeps are giving more milk?
shepard (as if it was obvious): Well, the white ones!
j: What about the black ones?
s (kind of accepting): Well, the black ones too...

j: Which sheeps are giving more wool?
s: Well, the white ones!
j: What about the black ones?
s: Well, the black ones too...

j: Eeerr, which sheeps are giving more meat?
s: Well, the white ones!
j: What about the black ones?
s: Well, the black ones too...

j (nervous): Come on, you are telling me that the white sheeps are
giving more milk, more wool, more everything, and than you say that the
black ones give as much as whites. What's so special with the white
sheeps?
s: Well, the white one are mine!
j: What about the black ones?
s: Well, the black ones too...

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