I was walking out of a supermarket recently, in somewhat of a hurry, when asked by a petitioner to sign some petition. I declined, saying I was in a hurry. There was a man walking ahead of me who turned around and said "There ougta be a law against dem annoying pollster folks!" To which I replied: "And how do you propose to make it a law?" And he replied with, "I dunno... petition fer it, I guess.." Some people really make me wonder...
(From the "Rest" of RHF)