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I think I have a solution to the Freemen standoff in Montana: 1. Have the FBI build a fence around the Freemen compound. 2. Import 300 or 400 buffalo from Yellowstone NP. 3. Feed buffalo copious amounts of whatever it is that buffalo like. 4. Wait for July. It's kind of a slow-motion gas attack but I'll bet it would work. [Note - surely, we can do better than this! Send suggestions to topical@clarinet.com and I'll digestify the best of the bunch - ed.]
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