Recent phone conversation at a certain bookies office...
Bookie: Hello, Waldo's linen supply...
Customer: Is it true that the odds against Seattle coming back
to win the NBA championships are 100,000 to 1?
Bookie: Yes it is.
Customer: Could I lay $1000 on Seattle?
Bookie: Is that you again, Michael?
(From the "Rest" of RHF)