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[I asked for it, and you responded. So without further ado, I give you ] The Top Eight Ways to End the Montana Freemen Stand-off 8) Send in Clinton as a negotiator. If he brings them out, we win. If he doesn't come out again, we STILL win. 7) Cut off their Usenet news feed. 6) Send them 500 boxes of fudge brownies and.... 1 gallon of milk. 5) Said brownies packaged by Ted Kaczynski. 4) ...and delivered by Timothy McVeigh. 3) Reroute ValueJet flight paths over the targ--err, problem area. 2) Have the Freeman declared as an NFL franchise. After a couple of months, they'll move on their own. 1) It's Montana, for crying out loud. Let the militia men have it. ------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Credits: 8) frank@rover.bsd.uchicago.edu (Frank R. Borger) 7) dbs@aimnet.com (Daniel B. Suthers) 6) dbs@aimnet.com (Daniel B. Suthers) 5) chorley@vms.ocom.okstate.edU 4) ren@rap.ucar.EDU (Ren Tescher) 3) paradox@engsoc.carleton.ca (Michael Britton) 2) Jay Leno, reported by HaroldBuck@aol.com 1) dwoolper@drew.edu (Rag on a Stick) Now stop sending me suggestions.
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