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Collage 268                                       27 MAY 96 

SUBJ: College Entrance Exam, Football-Player Version 

Time Limit: 3 WKS 

Name: _____________________________ 

1. What language is spoken in France? 

2. Give a dissertation on the ancient Babylonian Empire with 
particular reference to architecture, literature, law and social 
conditions -OR- give the first name of Pierre Trudeau. 

3. Would you ask William Shakespeare to 
___ (a) build a bridge 
___ (b) sail the ocean 
___ (c) lead an army or 
___ (d) WRITE A PLAY 

4. What religion is the Pope? 
___ (a) Jewish 
___ (b) Catholic 
___ (c) Hindu 
___ (d) Polish 
___ (e) Agnostic 
(check only one) 

5. Metric conversion. How many feet is 0.0 meters? 

6. What time is it when the big hand is on the 12 and the little hand 
is on the 5? 

7. How many commandments was Moses given? (approximately) 

8. What are people in America's far north called? 
___ (a) Westerners 
___ (b) Southerners 
___ (c) Northerners 

9. Spell: Bush, Carter, and Clinton 
Bush: ____________________________________________ 
Carter: __________________________________________ 
Clinton: __________________________________________ 

10. Six kings of England have been called George, the last one being 
George the Sixth. Name the previous five: 

11. Where does rain come from? 
___ (a) Macy's 
___ (b) a 7-11 
___ (c) Canada 
___ (d) the sky 

12. Can you explain Einstein's Theory of Relativity? 
___ (a) yes 
___ (b) no 

13. What are coat hangers used for? 

14. The Star Spangled Banner is the National Anthem for what country? 

15. Explain Le Chateliers Principle of Dynamic Equilibrium -OR- spell 
your name in BLOCK LETTERS. 

16. Where is the basement in a three story building located? 

17. Which part of America produces the most oranges? 
___ (a) New York 
___ (b) Florida 
___ (c) Canada 
___ (d) Wisconsin 

18. Advanced math. If you have three apples, how many apples do you 
have? 

19. What does NBC (National Broadcasting Corp.) stand for? 

20. The Cornell University tradition for efficiency began when 
(approximately)? 
___ (a) B.C. 
___ (b) A.D. 

* You must correctly answer three or more questions to qualify. 

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