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[ watched Star Wars the other night, and got this idea... ]
Part of a scene that was cut from Star Wars has recently surfaced.
It's in the Millenium Falcon, after the escape from the Death Star:
HAN: Listen, I ain't in this for the revolution, and I ain't in
it for you, Princess. I expect to be well paid. I'm in
it for the money.
LEIA: If money is what you want, then that's what you'll get.
<Leia finds a checkbook in her pocket, grabs a pen, and starts writing a check>
LEIA: <somewhat angrily> One million credits enough?!
HAN: <surprised, then recovering> A million? Uhh.. yeah, that's fine.
LEIA: <finishes writing the check, and practically throws it at Han>
There! There's your reward. Enjoy it!
HAN: <takes the check, still a bit stunned about the ammount>
Ahh, Thanks. <starts to read the check>
LEIA: <to Luke> I wonder if he really cares about anything. <storms off>
LUKE: <watching her leave> I care...
HAN: Hey, wait a minute - "First National Bank of Alderaan"??!
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